gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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