I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
