found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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