This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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