and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
3 2 1 whiskey
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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