my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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