Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
this hospital has no fireball
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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