And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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