Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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