So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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