quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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