I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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