Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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