I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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