So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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