so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She announced her abortion via fbk
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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