What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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