I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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