"it" just moved
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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