I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize