Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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