I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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