And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
they need to just BURY HIM!
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So much rum. So many feels.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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