do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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