Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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