can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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