just come out here and I will go home with you...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My bed smells like the plague
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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