then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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