My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Shame - the story of my life.
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