The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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