Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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