yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
is wine microwaveable?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
