dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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