i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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