she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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