is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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