i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
do herpes really smell.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Holy shit dude........stairs
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