What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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