I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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