I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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