Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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