let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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