So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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