why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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