I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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