He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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