ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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