If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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