and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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