she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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