you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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