He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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