Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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