I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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