would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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