Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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