Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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