Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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