hotel room ftw
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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