she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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